Kiss My A** Standardized Tests!

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I’m frackin pissed! My 8 year old daughter was freaking the heck out this morning because she is taking the ELA. I’m freaking out, not because I don’t think she can do it (she got one of the highest scores in her class on the pretest) but because I don’t want her nerves to get Continue Reading

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A “Baked in Brooklyn” Kind of Day…

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I just spent almost 4 hours in a pottery paint it yourself studio called “Baked in Brooklyn”. It’s located on 242 Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. My 8 year old daughter, 9 month old baby and I got a head start on the painting. Then my 9 year old step son and fiancé met us Continue Reading

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Subway Rant…Bad Attitudes

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(This is truly a rant. Therefore, it may not make much sense at times. I feel a lot better though) Subway Rant: I was sitting down on the train with my legs crossed this morning, engulfed in a game of Candy Crushers. I suddenly heard some lady curse me out in another language. Wtf! Something Continue Reading

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Cluttered Classroom Rant

Rant: I went to parent teacher night yesterday and I made an observation. Could it be possible that the increase of children with ADHD, ADD and sensory issues could have anything to do with the over stimulating environment they are exposed to in the classroom? Holy crap; there was wall to wall…stuff. Because my sister Continue Reading

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Baby Toxic Fart

This morning, I bought a delicious vanilla cheesecake for Daddy. He gave me a bite and I fell in love. I couldn’t get the creamy rich flavor out of my head. So, a couple of hours later, I rounded my family and we all went to the bakery for a cheesecake run. At the bakery… Continue Reading

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Sinfully Delicious…

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I just had a vanilla cheesecake from my favorite bakery, Rudy’s Pastry Shop in Ridgewood queens, and it was sinfully delicious. I’ve decided I’m going back to get another one… right now! I can’t say no; just can’t do it. It was fresh, rich, creamy, and oooooh soo good! Definitely my new fav. Well, it’s Continue Reading

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Stroller or Couch?

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I hugged the box with the word “Maclaren” stamped across it, claiming it as my own. Success! Daddy and I could NOT agree on a stroller. The truth is I had a Maclaren for my 8 year old when she was a toddler and I just couldn’t settle on anything else. I tried, I really Continue Reading

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Things You Can’t do When You Have A Baby

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“Things You Can’t do When You Have a Baby” 1. Sleep. You will never sleep the same again! With every age comes new challenges. The sooner you embrace this fact, the less likely it is that you will have some sort of psychotic episode because of your lack of it. 2. Nap. You will not Continue Reading

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Mommy Got a Nespresso Machine!

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I just received the most wonderful, amazing; fantabulous early Valentine’s Day gift a Mommy could ask for…a Pixie Nespresso machine! It only took me 2 years of nagging, but I did it! Daddy completely caught me off guard when he came home from work with a Nespresso box! He said he wanted to surprise me Continue Reading

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Real Women Have Curves

Dear Clothing Stores of America, I am a grown ass woman and I have curves. I do not consider myself an over weight woman, but I’ve birthed 2 children and my hips don’t lie. And even if I were over weight, no woman should have to shift through a gazillion sizes that only a 15 Continue Reading

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